"I was in Denver Colorado visiting a friend who told me about this guy in her apartment building who started smoking marijuana cigarettes because it’s legal and a month after his first hit of the weed he quit his job ‘to live the simple natural life’ as he put it and traded his brand new car in for a 6pk of grape 4loco, 5 liters of fresh hash oil,box of sour gummy worms,3 cans of cheese balls,12pc.spicy chicken bucket and a half pint of turkey gravy. Just yesterday she saw him wandering the streets of Denver now a homeless prostitute wearing nothing but a silver reddish thong and a pair of Seattle Seahawks cowboy boots selling himself for hour long dates in what can only be described as a vary shady and highly dubious looking dumpster for 3 Mexican Pesos a session.Another guy in the same apartment building went crazy from smoking that stuff and dived head first off his roof, crashing straight through the neighbors window slamming into the bath tub breaking both his legs,hip,and big toe costing 48,000$ in damages to the apartment over a 5$ reefer doobie .One poor woman thinking she had turned into a Pterodactylus started flapping her hands ferociously like some crazed bloated parrot screaming out verbatim pages from James Joyce Finnegans Wake pool side scaring off the LDS Mormon tourist. All this from taking 1 weed stick in a bathroom with a Fish hippie who is well known for rolling around in compost piles instead of taking showers… I heard a guy smoked a pot joint in the local truck stop bathroom with a hipster year come November.Cops hauled him off to the loony bin after a 94yr old great great grandmother called about a nude fat man lathered in cherry marmalade in her front yard stuffing his face with BBQ pork rinds as he aggressively sexually assaulted her garden hose staring directly at her through the kitchen window the whole time laughing savagely and yelling that she was next because he was so high on the weed and didn’t care about anything anymore.News people said the Doctors told them he had enough THC in his system to incapacitate a full grown 4,000 lb Hippopotamus. He’s still in that loony bin today because his brain is working at 3% standard brain power and the only 2 things he can mentally process now are the words ‘cherry marmalade’&’garden hose’.Everyone knows him by his nickname ‘Cherry Garden Hose Larry’.So much suffering from hanging out with a hipster and smoking just 1 reefer stick.."
Must love guns.
he’s actually in a kill room.